When I was little I was tough, I beat up some kids, knocked a few older boys down, kicked some ass pretty much, but lately I've been lame. I haven't even fallen down or had a Spanish-speaking washing machine to contend with, but that all is about to change.
I'm joining the Billings Roller Derby Dames. I need material for my blog, and to fit into my size 6 jeans again. I decided to combine my workouts, effort to meet new people, and have a chance to knock someone down into one dynamic derby experience.
My first practice is next Wednesday. I've got to order some skates (I'll start with the basic "New Girl" rookie package for now but maybe one day I can upgrade to the "I got a Sugar Daddy" package) study the rules, and decide between pig tails, braids or one bitchin' pony tail.
I'm hoping for one bad ass nickname like: "Ambruiser", or Amber "Dawn of the Dead" Isaacs, or maybe "Ambufoo fighter". My Fresh Meat coordinator is called the "A-cup Annihilator" that's pretty awesome.
I guess I'm getting ahead of myself though. I have to pass the rules test before I can be assigned to a team within the BRDD.
So this weekend I'll be watching Kansas City Bomber and Whip It for inspiration, skating around my kitchen and studying my Women's Flat Track Derby Association rules.
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How about Bojo the Mean Ho
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